Once upon a time, there was a bootyful girl named Shynderella. She lived with her bad-ass stepmother, Lady Karemaine and her two stepsisters, Junizella and Samanthasia. They treated Shynderella very badly.

"Hurry up and clean this up Shynderella! You're so slow!" - samanthasia.
"Shut up! Can't you see I'm cleaning?!" - shynderella.
"*brings another object* Wash this and this and this!" - junizella.
"Oh my god clean these yourselves you losers! *sobsob*" - shynderella.
"Mom! Shynderella is complaining again!" - junizella.
"Oiii you! Wash this and this and this and this. And stop complaining! *leaves*" - karemaine.
"*sobsob* - shynderella.
"Hey Shynderella. I got invited to the ball and I'm going to see the prince. I'm going to wear my sexiest bikini there." - junizella,
"The prince will not love you! He'll love ME!" - shynderella.
"Yah right. You're not even going!" - junizella.
"Mom, can I go to the ball?" - shynderella.
"NO. STAY AT HOME AND CLEAN." - karemaine.
"HAHAHAHA." - junizella & samanthasia.

Shynderella was left alone downstairs while her stepmother and stepsisters went upstairs to get ready for the ball. Shynderella felt very sad and began to cry. Suddenly, a fairy godmother named Carmen appeared.

"Why are you crying Shynderella?" - carmen.
"I can't go to the ball and my stepsister said she was going to wear her sexiest bikini there and I'm so jealous *sobsob*" - shynderella.
"It's okay! I can- " - carmen.

Before finishing her sentence, the fairy godmother was disturbed by the sound of footsteps coming from upstairs.

"Oh my god. Are you supposed to be the fairy godmother or something?" - junizella.
"Are you going to do magic?" - samanthasia
"No. I- " -carmen.
"This fairy godmother so saopei one, don't even have wings or a wand. What can you even do?!" - junizella.
"Hey! I'm fully asian! That's a thing!" - carmen.
"Stop bullying her! She came to help me unlike you butt holes!" - shynderella.
"What are you gonna tell her to do? Poof up a magic pumpkin carriage for you?! I'm gonna eat it!" - junizella.
"Om nom nom nom!" - samanthasia.
"You already have mice to help you bathe and now a fairy godmother? Psssh. " - junizella.
"Ya loh! Some more call all the dirty rats and cockroaches help you clean up. Ew!" - samanthasia.
"Hey! Don't make me turn you into dim sum now eyy." - carmen.

Everyone laughed at the fairy godmother's joke and they all have reconciled. They turned into best buddies and forgot all about the ball and talked about how much they wanted to burn the school.


Plot twist #1: The prince was out on a overseas trip.
Plot twist #2: The prince was gay.
Plot twist #3: The prince was black (dayumm)

Epilogue:
"Isn't Samantha supposed to be Cinderella?!" - shyne.
"Yeahhhhhhhhhh!" - carmen.
"She's just too mean." - juni.
"Neh neh *shows tongue*" - sam.


Mkay bye xx.
// Heh heh the stories we make. You couldn't believe the things we talk about in school.
// We almost burnt the school down. Shouldn't have blown that fire out at the chemistry lab.
// We reenacted the scene from snow white where the witch adds one drop of poison into her potion but instead, we added one drop of red-coloured liquid into a big beaker of water at the physics lab. The water turned purple and it was pretty.

Hello internet! :)
It's June. I've always liked June. Firstly, it sounds like my name Juniper, I really like the ring to it. Second, two week holiday! Three, the time to realise that half a year just passed so quickly.

I totally ruined my two week holiday with my broken bone. For this post, I'm gonna be writing about the things I regret I did not do when I had a good arm. It's pretty much a reminder for me when my arm heals. So I won't be regretting about it again.

Things to do when arm is fully healed:

1. Dance
It was few weeks ago. I was in my room reading a book, just chilling. I wanted some good music with my book reading. At the time, I got to explore super nice music. And I also checked out some K-pop. Going down my memory lane of SHINee got me fangirling and hyped, but I couldn't dance. Mostly SHINee gets the most complicated moves. I was watching SHINee performing Everybody on Music Bank and my hands were like possessed by something and I just danced.





I've always liked dancing but I'm so lazy to do it and imagine if someone suddenly enters the room while you're dancing with so much fail. I want to dance because I'll know the moves and I'll look cool and it's good exercise!

SHINee forever <3

2. Bake
I actually planned to bake some chocolate muffin or cake for my mom during Mother's Day but my injury came early. And turns out my mom needs to take care of me for Mother's Day. Sorry mom. I also wanted to do the baking with my friends. So maybe when my arm heals, you can join me if you like.
F.Y.I. I've never baked before.



3. Shopping
Like please.

One of my dreams

Look at clothes, YESSSS. Look at price tag, NOOO.

4. Ukulele learning
I haven't been playing on Charlie for a while now (Charlie's my ukulele's name). Because I always give myself excuses like studying, watch tv or whatever. I hope I can get myself to learn. It's so hard to motivate yourself.


5. Exercise
The reason? You know I know.
I want to get rid of that meat mannn. Just hope that I get to slim down instead of building muscles.

Blogilates ftw!

6. Wear tank tops & skirts
I've never liked wearing tank tops cause I'm really concerned about my arm fat and skirts weren't really my thing cause it feels empty below.. but after watching all those fashion videos, might as well give it a try! Plus, I won't get another chance to wear them in the future. Can't wait to wear the black skater skirt I bought.


7. Hair updo's
One thing I acknowledge about myself is my hair. Because when anyone sees me, they compliment the hair.

"How did you get such fabulous hair, Juniper?" -carmen.
"It comes NATURALLY." - j.

Since having nice hair, I should do something with it. So I want to do buns, braids or ponytails.

And I guess that's all for today. If you guys also happened to like my ideas, credit me haha!

Mkay bye xx.
// My dog's upper right leg is injured. Like me.
// I'll be making a page for my bucket list. Stay tuned:)