Once upon a time, there was a bootyful girl named Shynderella. She lived with her bad-ass stepmother, Lady Karemaine and her two stepsisters, Junizella and Samanthasia. They treated Shynderella very badly.

"Hurry up and clean this up Shynderella! You're so slow!" - samanthasia.
"Shut up! Can't you see I'm cleaning?!" - shynderella.
"*brings another object* Wash this and this and this!" - junizella.
"Oh my god clean these yourselves you losers! *sobsob*" - shynderella.
"Mom! Shynderella is complaining again!" - junizella.
"Oiii you! Wash this and this and this and this. And stop complaining! *leaves*" - karemaine.
"*sobsob* - shynderella.
"Hey Shynderella. I got invited to the ball and I'm going to see the prince. I'm going to wear my sexiest bikini there." - junizella,
"The prince will not love you! He'll love ME!" - shynderella.
"Yah right. You're not even going!" - junizella.
"Mom, can I go to the ball?" - shynderella.
"NO. STAY AT HOME AND CLEAN." - karemaine.
"HAHAHAHA." - junizella & samanthasia.

Shynderella was left alone downstairs while her stepmother and stepsisters went upstairs to get ready for the ball. Shynderella felt very sad and began to cry. Suddenly, a fairy godmother named Carmen appeared.

"Why are you crying Shynderella?" - carmen.
"I can't go to the ball and my stepsister said she was going to wear her sexiest bikini there and I'm so jealous *sobsob*" - shynderella.
"It's okay! I can- " - carmen.

Before finishing her sentence, the fairy godmother was disturbed by the sound of footsteps coming from upstairs.

"Oh my god. Are you supposed to be the fairy godmother or something?" - junizella.
"Are you going to do magic?" - samanthasia
"No. I- " -carmen.
"This fairy godmother so saopei one, don't even have wings or a wand. What can you even do?!" - junizella.
"Hey! I'm fully asian! That's a thing!" - carmen.
"Stop bullying her! She came to help me unlike you butt holes!" - shynderella.
"What are you gonna tell her to do? Poof up a magic pumpkin carriage for you?! I'm gonna eat it!" - junizella.
"Om nom nom nom!" - samanthasia.
"You already have mice to help you bathe and now a fairy godmother? Psssh. " - junizella.
"Ya loh! Some more call all the dirty rats and cockroaches help you clean up. Ew!" - samanthasia.
"Hey! Don't make me turn you into dim sum now eyy." - carmen.

Everyone laughed at the fairy godmother's joke and they all have reconciled. They turned into best buddies and forgot all about the ball and talked about how much they wanted to burn the school.

Plot twist #1: The prince was out on a overseas trip.
Plot twist #2: The prince was gay.
Plot twist #3: The prince was black (dayumm)

Epilogue:
"Isn't Samantha supposed to be Cinderella?!" - shyne.
"Yeahhhhhhhhhh!" - carmen.
"She's just too mean." - juni.
"Neh neh *shows tongue*" - sam.


Mkay bye xx.
// Heh heh the stories we make. You couldn't believe the things we talk about in school.
// We almost burnt the school down. Shouldn't have blown that fire out at the chemistry lab.
// We reenacted the scene from snow white where the witch adds one drop of poison into her potion but instead, we added one drop of red-coloured liquid into a big beaker of water at the physics lab. The water turned purple and it was pretty.