April's Fool
April 12, 2014Hello Internet! :)
After 4 days I finally got myself to blog. Once again I apologize for not blogging *bows down*
For this post, I'll be talking about all the events that happened to me this April.
After every event I really wanted to blog but I just couldn't get myself to.
30% of me is "I'm gonna do this today!" and 70% of me is just:
1/4/14: April Fool's
April Fool's, a horrible horrible day that I really hate. Not fully hate, more like dislike.
I know this day is mainly for "fun". For some reason, I find April Fool's evil.
Don't judge me but I'm just worried that some people can really get hurt. I hope people don't go overboard. I got pranked by Shyne-Ni with her fake looking scar.
"Looks guys. I cut myself." - s.n
"It looks like a rash tho." -j
"Nooo! She really cut herself!" - sam.
"That's stupid." -j.
"APRIL FOOL'S!" - sam.
But whoa. Carmen really pranked me good.
"Hey Juniper. Look at that! *points to the ground* -carm.
"What is it?" -j.
"*smacks my chin up*"
And I left Carmen acting like I was angry at her. She apologized but I just wanted to continue acting like an ass cause I don't understand the "fun" in April Fool's.
5/4/14: Reach Out MY.
I invited Zeph to my companion since I know she likes Youtubers too. I'm really glad that she fell in love with one of my favourite Youtubers, Jason Chen:). His voice. So enchanting ♡♡.
Long story short.
We went to Taylor's. The school was super fancy. It had everything like 7-Eleven, Starbucks & Subway. Me & Zeph could practically live there but we're poor peasants *sob*. Went into the the grand hall. Local musicians performed first. Love love Elizabeth Tan's singing:). Met Dash the Band. Saw a freaking hot mixed dude. We're getting bored because our main reason is to meet the Youtubers. Realised we had a schedule. Missed out the meet & greet Youtubers event *sob*. And the first youtuber will perform at 8.45pm when we actually planned to leave at 8pm cause we're little teenage kids who can't stay out late. Break time, me and Zeph lost all hope and wanted to leave when my mom said she'll extend till 9pm. We're happy happy happy. Dinner at Old Town White Coffee. My mom's treat. Zeph loves my mom. Mom called us to go out ourselves first. Friendship alone time with Zeph #selfie. Walked around looking for the toilet. Went inside the hall. Still break time, the cameraman tried to entertain us by filming people in the crowd and one of them was opening his eyes super big and kept looking left and right with his front teeth out, hilariousXD. Show started. Jinnyboy's appearance was super duper epic. "Say, REUBEN LENGZAI! Say, JIN LENGZAI! HAHAHA". Then my favourite, Jun Sung Ahn came out and performed and I swear the girls were screaming like hell. Kesian their boyfriends hahah. Later on, the guy I had admired and loved for three years, Jason Chen. He sang his own song "Best Friend", also my favourite. I can't believe the stripping part but Zeph looked like she enjoyed it LOL. Saw Joseph Germani and Dan Khoo. Joseph was like "Heyhey! Who want to see lenglui?!" Damnn he's excatly like Hey Yoong. And we only saw a tinsy winsy bit of Madilyn Bailey. It was a nice night but it would be more fun if we were college students and brought a crowd, wait for next year you guys:)
8/10/14: The Competition
Carmen kept bugging me to join the Chinese Society's Poster Competition. In the end I decided to go because she said it would be fun and YOLO. But IT WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
First we were like chilled and calm but when it started ohhh man I was sooo mad.
I know she didn't mean to do it and it is her passion for art.
Her black sharpie was fading and I said "It's fine" but eventually she blew up and said "I can't take this anymore, I'm going to the bookstore to buy a new one." I was okay with that.
I was colouring and I accidentally coloured something out of line and she got furious and said:
"JUNIPERRR!"
"Come on Carmen. It's just a competition. It's not like anyone's gonna notice that."
"*sigh* Fine. Colour the other one yellow but make sure to colour in in the line okay? I don't want you to colour like that."
Time was running out and we couldn't finish the poster. She said:
"Shyt. It looks like crap!"
"What?! Even though we didn't finish it I think it looks nice tho."
"NO IT LOOKS LIKE TOTAL CRAP. IT'S SO CRAPPY."
"Oh my god Carmen please. Don't get so stressed. We just came for fun right?"
"IF IT'S FOR FUN I WOULDN'T BE HERE WASTING TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE. WE'RE HERE TO GET NUMBER ONE."
"Carmen. Seriously. You need to take a chill pill."
"YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THAT SH*TTY ATTITUDE JUNIPER."
That moment, I hated her. She was like:
In my mind I kept saying:
It was almost the end. No matter how many people said her drawing was beautiful, she says yeah it looks like shyt. While she was touching up the poster, I spent the rest of my time talking with Eunice, Xin Fei and Zeph. I went home with Carmen. And she starts apologizing.
"I'm so sorry you had to go through all these sh*t with me today. Some more I force you to come and scold you I'm so sorry."
"It's fine lah. But you really were a b*tch there y'know."
10/4/14: The incident
As some of you may know, okay maybe all of you. I don't know how much Samantha spread this but yeah she kinda broke my finger. Here's the full story:
It was after recess, we had a lecture about how to answer History questions. Turns out it was totally useless. After it was over, we still had 15 minutes left till we go home. And so it started. It's funny really.
We were bored so Carmen suggested we should play a game. She said let's try the pinky wrestling game. She fought with Samantha and lost. So I said:
"Ooooh! I wanna try! :D" (what a bad idea) -j.
"One, Two, Three... GO!" - Carm.
That's right. Imagine the pain.
Samantha looks so skinny that we never expected to see her strength.
We gave her a nickname called "The Pink Hulk".
After we heard the sound of my finger bone breaking, Samantha kept holding onto my hand. Everyone says to let it go so we can see. But she's like "I DON'T WANT TO LET GO! T_T"
Basically my bones didn't break and my pinky finger is now swollen and it's getting a bit better.
When I came home that day, I was laughing like a maniac in the bathroom cause it really hurts when it touches water. I'm not sure whether I was laughing because of the pain or of how it happened.
And also with my pinky finger that's now as big as a chicken leg, instead of people worrying about me, I think more people are praising of how awesome Samantha's strength is *sob*
Hope you enjoyed and laughed all my failures and bad luck I got this month. Can't wait for the next *sarcastic hooray*.
Mkay bye xx.
// My finger is now as big as a steamed potato.
// Can't wait for the Langkawi trip:))
// Happy Birthday, Lai Chee Han.
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